I am completely in love with your intoxicating beauty, I would be the happiest man in the world having you by my side as my wife... Will you marry me?

Please talk to me, I'm Brazilian, and completely in love with you!

Yes, yes, a million times yes! I'll marry a random man messaging on a random webpage! I'm the happiest woman who's never seen this post!

Wait a second t's a chick with a dick, my bad, I'm the happiest mental patient who's never seen this post